⚡ LIMITED AVAILABILITY: 3 slots remaining for February 2025 | Your competitors are already optimising
🔥 AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT

Your data is burning time and money

I'm Jamie Littlejohn. I put the fires out. With 20+ years of expertise, I deliver 48-hour pipeline deployments and guarantee up to a 70% reduction in cloud costs.

£1.2M+
Client Annual Savings
48hrs
Pipeline Deployment
70%
Cost Reduction
99.99%
Uptime Guarantee
AWS Certified Data Engineer • Microsoft Azure Certified • 20+ Years Enterprise Experience

The Cost of Inaction is £5,000 Daily

❌ Your Current State

  • • 6-month implementation delays
  • • £15,000/month cloud overspend
  • • 40% data processing errors
  • • 3 AM emergency calls
  • • Staff burnout & turnover
  • • Competitors overtaking you

✅ Your State With Me

  • 48-hour pipeline deployment
  • Up to 70% cost reduction
  • 99.99% data accuracy
  • Fully automated operations
  • Empowered, skilled teams
  • Regained market leadership

💰 Your ROI

£180,000
Annual Cloud Savings
300%
Data Team Efficiency Gain
2 Weeks
Payback Period

Immediate Solutions to Your Crisis

Pick your emergency. I'll have a fix deployed in 48 hours or less.

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AWS Pipeline Breakdown

Glue jobs failing? Redshift queries taking hours? Kinesis streams dropping data?

I FIX IN 24 HOURS:
  • ✓ AWS Glue ETL optimisation
  • ✓ Redshift performance tuning
  • ✓ Kinesis stream recovery & resilience
  • ✓ Lambda function debugging
  • ✓ Infrastructure cost optimisation (save 70%)
FIX MY AWS NOW
💥

Azure Data Catastrophe

Data Factory pipelines broken? Synapse queries timing out? Cosmos DB costs exploding?

IMMEDIATE RESOLUTION:
  • ✓ Data Factory pipeline repair & hardening
  • ✓ Synapse Analytics optimisation
  • ✓ Cosmos DB cost control & scaling
  • ✓ Azure SQL performance tuning
  • ✓ Hybrid cloud integration (on-prem to Azure)
RESCUE MY AZURE
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Database Meltdown

Queries taking minutes? Locks everywhere? Storage at 95%? Backups failing?

EXPERT RECOVERY:
  • ✓ PostgreSQL/MySQL/Oracle/SQL Server rescue
  • ✓ Advanced query optimisation (100x faster)
  • ✓ Indexing strategy overhaul
  • ✓ Replication & High Availability setup
  • ✓ Emergency zero-downtime migration
SAVE MY DATABASE
📊

Reporting Nightmare

Manual reports taking days? Excel crashing? Power BI dashboards showing wrong data?

INSTANT AUTOMATION:
  • ✓ Excel VBA macro automation
  • ✓ Power Query ETL optimisation
  • ✓ Power BI real-time, accurate dashboards
  • ✓ Fully automated email reports
  • ✓ Turn 10-hour tasks into 10-minute jobs
AUTOMATE THIS WEEK
☁️

Cloud Migration Panic

On-premise servers dying? Migration project stalled? Costs spiralling? Deadlines looming?

GUARANTEED DELIVERY:
  • ✓ Zero-downtime migration strategy
  • ✓ Secure & scalable AWS/Azure architecture
  • ✓ Infrastructure as Code (Terraform)
  • ✓ Full security & compliance review
  • ✓ Guaranteed 50% post-migration cost reduction
MIGRATE NOW
📚

Team Skills Emergency

Your permanent staff can't handle the tech? Projects stalling? Knowledge gaps killing productivity?

RAPID UPSKILLING:
  • ✓ AWS Cloud Practitioner fast-track
  • ✓ Azure Data Fundamentals bootcamp
  • ✓ SQL mastery workshop (5 days)
  • ✓ Power BI dashboard-in-a-day training
  • ✓ On-the-job project mentoring
TRAIN MY TEAM

Proof I Deliver (Every Time)

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Gousto: £500K Annual Savings

Senior Data Engineer | 2022-2023

Transformed failing data infrastructure supporting 10,000+ daily transactions. Built AWS Glue pipelines that reduced processing time by 40%. Mentored 5 engineers who now independently manage critical systems.

40%
Faster Processing
£500K
Annual Savings
99.9%
Uptime
📚

Hachette UK: 80M Records Migrated

Senior Data Engineer | 2015-2022

Designed serverless pipelines processing 15M+ book sales annually. Executed a zero-downtime migration of 80M records with 99.999% integrity. Reduced infrastructure costs by 50% while improving performance 3x.

80M
Records Migrated
50%
Cost Reduction
3x
Performance Gain
🔧

Cromwell Tools: £150M Inventory Optimised

Data Engineer | 2010-2015

Built real-time analytics with AWS Kinesis, improving inventory forecasting by 35%. Led the cloud migration of a £150M+ inventory system, reducing operational costs by 30% whilst increasing system reliability to 99.99%.

£150M
Inventory Value
35%
Better Forecasting
30%
Cost Savings

Don't Take My Word For It

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"I had the privilege of mentoring Jamie at Gousto. It is difficult to find someone more driven, focused, and thorough. His strong technical skills are matched by his great interpersonal skills and communication style."
— Alasdair Agha, Analytics & Data Science for Growth, Gousto
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"Jamie consistently gave 100% to ensure tasks were completed to deadline and would always give his time to talk through problems and share his learnings. An absolute pleasure to work with."
— Ellie Hall, Operations Transformation, Gousto
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"I've never seen anyone embrace 'constant improvement' like Jamie. He tackled challenges like buggy software and wrote automation scripts, always helping newer team members."
— Ernasi Pikouli, Senior WMS Developer
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"Jamie is a hardworking and detail-driven individual who would be a fantastic asset to any company."
— Carly Akred, HR Business Partner - Operations

Transform Your Team in 5 Days

350+ hours delivered. 100% pass rate. Your team productive from day one.

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AWS Cloud Practitioner Fast-Track

5 Days → Certified

  • ✓ EC2, S3, RDS, Lambda mastery
  • ✓ Cost optimisation strategies
  • ✓ Security best practices
  • ✓ Real-world projects & labs
  • ✓ 100% Exam pass guarantee
£1,995 / person
Book Team Training

Azure Data Fundamentals

3 Days → Production Ready

  • ✓ Azure SQL & Cosmos DB
  • ✓ Data Factory pipelines
  • ✓ Synapse Analytics
  • ✓ Power BI integration
  • ✓ Hands-on labs from your data
£1,495 / person
Start Monday
EMERGENCY

Crisis Response Training

TODAY → Problem Solved

  • ✓ Immediate team deployment
  • ✓ On-site or remote pairing
  • ✓ I fix your system while teaching
  • ✓ Full documentation included
  • ✓ 24/7 support for 30 days
£2,500 / day
Emergency Training

Every Minute You Wait is Money Lost

While you're reading this, your competitors are deploying solutions that are:
✓ Processing data 70% faster
✓ Spending 50% less on cloud
✓ Automating what you do manually

⚠️ CRITICAL DECISION POINT

Hire me now, or watch your competition leave you behind.
Only 3 slots available for February 2025.

My Guarantees: 48-hour deployment | Up to 70% cost reduction | 100% data integrity | Money-back if not satisfied